True reply: “Honey, I always love you. I know that you’re unhappy with your weight, and I will be glad to help if you would like that. Know this, however: whatever happens, I will always love you.” And twenty years later, she is happily losing the the weight she wants to. Sticking with her for the long haul, and being there when she makes the decision, is what’s working for us.
Colorado about 3 years ago
If you are a fat woman, I am, why bother asking? You already know the answer.
blunebottle about 3 years ago
Better yet, make tracks for the Possum Lodge!
“I am a man.
I can change.
If I have to.
I guess."
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Gives you a head start on your getaway.
Marvin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Walt is smart enough to jump backwards, jacket up, and head for the pub.
dflak about 3 years ago
Does the 5th Amendment apply in this situation?
Michael G. about 3 years ago
A certain expression in her direction suffices.
Soup or Man about 3 years ago
“No, you’re not fat; you’re pleasingly plump.”
Ken Norris Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Why in the world would you think you need to ask that question?”
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
Oh, Walt, Walt, Walt, you forgot the triple exclams!!! ☺
Lola85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s a shame that women should have to even feel the need to ask that question.
Holden Awn about 3 years ago
Be very careful to not be TOO enthusiastic about how good she looks – it invites harassment allegations.
paranormal about 3 years ago
Aunty, you sound like Hyacinth Bucket, I mean Bouquet…
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
So you’re OK with us lying.
bookworm0812 about 3 years ago
You also can’t answer too quickly. Like before she finishes the question.
Ray Helvy Premium Member about 3 years ago
True reply: “Honey, I always love you. I know that you’re unhappy with your weight, and I will be glad to help if you would like that. Know this, however: whatever happens, I will always love you.” And twenty years later, she is happily losing the the weight she wants to. Sticking with her for the long haul, and being there when she makes the decision, is what’s working for us.
William Bludworth Premium Member about 3 years ago
“You gotta ask me? You mean the doctor telling you to lose weight wasn’t a hint?”
bakana about 3 years ago
I once had a girlfriend ask me that while we were out shopping.
She was trying something on and asked me “The Question”.
I just looked at her for a few seconds, then I said:
“How could it make your Butt look Fat? – You Don’t Have A Butt.”