Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 03, 2021

Gasp! Go to Mama Mias Pasta Imporium, for the latest gadgets, pasta machines, and expert advice! One bad (((((turn)))) and Bada Bing Bada Bang, you end up dickeled and nimed to death.

Well, then he needs to change advisors. There’s a Ravioli Advisor just up the street who will pollor and deso you a little more, but she is a lot cuter than than your old bearded, fat advisor.

You should level up to a pasta master, not a mere advisor who trifles with the curse of Reverend Spooner.

Just be glad your pasta advisor has not been miming you. Many will graph pasta futures on a mime-o-graph.

Pasta advisors are a nime a nozen.

(Oh fudge – I guess I’m no good at Spoonerisming)

And what goes with pasta?

Garlic Bread and Bread Sticks.

Grandma will bring fudge over is very doubtful. This pasta advisor says, an apple a day keeps the Dr. away from dickel and niming you to death.

Your pasta advisor should have a foodiciary duty.

I think his whole office is peopled by Pastafarians.

…catholic priests gone to the dark side are bad …

…but a pastafarian Priestess wanting to dickle & nime you …

…well…

…let’s just say 8th grade is where Anthony got his pantyhose fetish…

…And his love of spicy meatballs…

…yes, it is not all Parmesan cheese with the great spaghetti monsters…

To the cardinal crimes of the modern world, maybe we need to add the College of Cardinals.

Te moo …! The detil is in the devail … ! CaFfEiNe !

Your pasta pastor dickle and nimes you? Or is he just provoking your dyslexia? (Though I must remain aware that the Froglandian Association of Fervent Lexicographers and Former Followers of Shoecabbage might know something that I don’t word-wise, or a word to the wise, or some such babble.)

Step back around the corner and through the Time Warp, sir, and into the “5 and 10 Cent” store, otherwise referred to as “the five and dime,” and see what you can learn sitting at the lunch counter while swilling a five-cent cuppa joe. If inclined, you may invite your pasta mentor to join you. I think a plate of luncheon spaghetti might set you back $0.15….

So sorry, I thought you said a penne for your thoughts. No matter, just stick it in your hat and call it macaroni.

Honestly, this comic leaves me sick. Pasta AND spoonerisms! What is the world coming to that even Frog Applause panders to the glib? I mean come on, I come here for sporkerisms not Garfield without Frogs! At least throw a guy a foon or something. It’s a sad day for pecal flumes everywhere.

#yesweleelthefove

Dick Lebeau meets a Mangiopane in the Ron Glass section……