Gary Varvel for December 28, 2020

“Covfefe” makes Perfect Sense?

Inject Bleach into the Lungs of Sick People?

Oranges of the Muller investigation?

Perfectly normal figures of speech!

Biden makes a helluvalot more sense than the Mango Menace.

Something is wrong with someone who can’t understand what he says.

After 25000 lies by the Liar-In-Chief, we don’t understand when someone tells us the truth.

wow, what a perfect description of varvel’s strips…

Failed 5th grade English, did we Varvie?

To bad you didn’t have Sister Mary Josepha, OSB, to teach you about complete sentences, dependent and independent clauses, and words of more than two syllables.

fusilier

James 2:24

Yes Gary it is because he speaks the truth instead of lying. Even Bill Barr knows that there is nothing there

Something is wrong when a GOP flack talks and doesn’t make sense.

I’d rather have Biden’s form of socialism (which isn’t socialism but what the hey) than nepotism man that spends all his time golfing and pardoning any illegal activity by his associates and his dismal family.

Don’t worry about GV’s cartoons. Repubs can’t even tell you what they means by “socialism”. He wants to equate it with Communism so you fear it. Otherwise they would take away public schools (Oh, they are trying to do that). Privatize air traffic control (Reagan tried to do that). There are others. Who do you think you should fear?

Dictionary for Dummies: “Socialism”: [so-shu-lizm] : Let rich people pay more taxes and let poor people pay less taxes. Give people affordable health care and reasonable retirement pay. Very difficult to understand….

Something is wrong with the cartoonist so bought into conspiracy theories and fairy tales he no longer has even a tenuous grasp on reality.

Have you ever noticed that the democrats report actual behavior of Trump whereas the Republicons make shit up about Biden. There’s a clue in there.

Gary, that’s the best shot you have? [sigh]

Cartoonists have it so easy.. they look at trump and draw Joe

Good grief, what garbage. Who pays for crap like this? Does part of my goComics membership end up paying for this? How does that work? Is it you freebie guys, clicking on ads? Maybe Varvel does it for free? Out of a misguided and twisted sense of something he calls “patriotism”.

No. This is for a paycheck. Someone ordered a Biden Slam, heavy on Chinese rascism and a dose of anti-socialism hysteria. And Varvel said, sure, I’ll doodle for a dollar.

Shamefull.

We have one man who speaks with compassion for his fellow Americans and one who insults and belittles everyone. I know which I prefer.

Socialism is where the government owns the means of production. In our case, the corporations own the government, or the govt and the courts act like they do. So what to call that? Republicanism? In our country we have Medicare, a single payer health care system, but doctors don’t work for the govt. Yet corporations have gotten into the business in the form of “advantage” plans, raising the average cost about 15% above the cost of original Medicare, so corporations can make a buck by adding another layer of administration, bonuses for bosses, and profits for shareholders.

Just wait until you get a load of Commie-la Harris, mister.

For this joke to land properly, more people would have to actually know what socialism is…and Biden would actually have to be a socialist.

Much like Varvel.

Republicans wearing masks ? Say it ain’t so, Gary, say it ain’t so . . .

Socialism Man? I guess people buy that kind of nonsense. Either Varvel knows better and is lying or else he’s too ignorant to know. Take your pick.

People, people, people. Can you not tell that this is a total fantasy? It is so blatantly obvious since Vaevel drew them with masks on. No self respecting tRumpkin bumpkin would be caught dead in a mask. This is obviously just a delusion possibly brought on by “an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about Varvel, whatever you are!”

As compared to the last four years of drivel?

In the communities of the intelligent and the educated, it is considered a prerequisite that before you criticize an idea, you must first must understand that idea.

Varvels cartoons are getting more and more incoherent

I’m sorry you didn’t get get any originality for Xmas but got an extra dose of deflection, Mr. Varvel.

If you understood T****, you’re going to have trouble with coherent sentences spoken in proper English.

The rank hypocrisy…or stupidity…. of someone creating THIS cartoon after FOUR YEARS of incoherent, flat-out wrong, and DELIBERATELY false statements from ‘his president*’ should be enough to have this cartoonist removed from his position as social commentator.

Republicans after 12 years where’s your stinking healthcare replacement for ObamaCare you don’t have one you never had one you never intended to have one enough said

Will not work until January 20th

Giving government money away freely to people is socialism – which includes stimulus checks. Trump wants even bigger stimulus checks, yet Trumpers claim that Trump isn’t socialist…

Seems Varvel, like Gorrell, is auditioning for a role in #45’s 2024 campaign….

may be best if you get the trumpbellowinglies bug out of your ears….( unless it’s already weaseled it’s way into your brain…)

Another mentally ill right winger cartoon.

Give it a rest, Varvel.

I can understand what he says but it does not make any sense.It is like reading an eye chart. You can read the letters but the words don’t make sense.

Someone needs to read the Wikipedia entry on socialism

First of all, in what ways is Biden more socialist than any European country?

And secondly, what are/were the effects of any Chinese influence on him? Has Biden been soft on China? How?

Once again, a Trump Disciple produces a cartoon with a LIE as its central idea.

He doesn’t even know how to say “confefe”

I did not know that Hunter was elected for office..

Varvel makes no sense. he’s an idiot.

Something is wrong with Gary. He too doesn’t get the difference between social welfare covenants and Socialism. Gary, like so many others in the USA has only a vague idea of Socialism, fed to him by his conservative cronies. Pity Gary.

Doesn’t make sense? After listening to and reading the tweets of the illiterate one in the Oval Office for the past five years?

It takes at least two to have a conversation… and it’s wrong to assume that the other person is at fault when you cannot understand them. Particularly when they can understand you…

Pure and simple pandering.

RW Meme of the Month in undigested form. Poor Varvel.

Mike Pence Was Mocked For Saying Democrats Want To Make The Rich ‘Poorer’ And Poor People ‘More Comfortable,’ Like It’s A Bad Thing.

Covfefe!

It’s so funny to notice how many Americans don’t have the slightest idea of what socialism is like, even though they keep talking about it …

When you have listened to talk radio and Faux news all your life, reality based information probably doesn’t make sense to you. Try researching anything you don’t understand with a genuine news outlet, the guys you have been taught to call the “lame stream media”.

Dumb one Gary

Biden is about as far from being a socialist as you can get, and that’s not a good thing.