Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 16, 2021

Suppressed noise only…

No swearing aloud.

In my local library, no patrons allowed inside. You can phone or e-mail requests for books and check them out through the drive through window. When you finish, you can drop them in the return box.

No patrons allowed.

Ralph plays the straight man for the best joke in the comic.

It’s not a noise if you can’t hear it.

My library allows visits of only 15 mins. right now, but when they are fully opened backpacks are allowed since students borrow WiFi for their studies. Now that I think about it I don’t believe I’ve ever been in any library that bans backpacks. That library must be in a high crime area.

I just want to put you on a shelf.

Loud laughter..I can’t help my shelf.

Must be early (or probably just me) but I don’t get it. Help?

Too bad they don’t have a sign that says: No Homophones

No, I am not checking you out, you are way overdue.

This past summer, my library reminded me to renew my card and to come in to do it, then three more times after I did it. And I thought they needed a Bachelors in Library Science.

I had to read it twice – to get the wordplay. lol