Close to Home by John McPherson for December 21, 2020

Looks like White Trash Wednesday!

Tacky Tuesdays

Worse for wear Wednesdays

Looks like the people of Walmart.

As long as they don’t go dressing like Winnie the Pooh…..

I thought this was the Corporate HQ of Google except I don’t see a Foosball table.

“Bleeb!” “Can you come in my office for a minute!?”

ꌩꏂꌚ, ꅐꀍꍏ꓄ ꅐꍏꈤ꓄?

“Bleeb, it’s my job here to make sure there’s a harmonious work force here at Cartoon Corp. Lately, some of the other characters are complaining that you hang around between their legs during shoots, and that that you drink too much. And, of course, the biggest complaint of all, is that… well, you stink. Now, we here at Double C, knew that alien bugs put off a powerful smell when we hired you, and we’ve made our piece with it, but there’s a question I’ve been wanting to ask you for the longest time, and it’s always seemed… well… a little sensitive!”

“ꅐꀍꍏ꓄ ꓄ꀍꍏ꓄?”

“Well, I’m curious. Why do alien bugs always give off so much… you know… stink, anyway?”

“ꌃ꒒ꏂꏂꌃ ꈤꂦ꓄ ꌚ꓄ꀤꈤꀘ”

“꓄ꀍꍏ꓄ ꂦꌃꌚꏂꌚꌚꀤꂦꈤ…”

“… ꎇꂦꋪ ꌃꀎꁅ”

I don’t know where this vision is coming from, I have not been in my corporate office since March. I have had to go back for a couple of days to do some server work though, there are masks, security, no air movement (heat or A/C), lines on the floor to follow and Ontario is probably going full lock down again on Christmas eve for 28 days.

How about “Clean out your desk?”

Get with the program girl, you are freaking everyone out.

What in the world is Bleeb doing?

Apparently mangy Monday includes not taking baths.

Reminds me of the Duck Dodgers episode “Shiver Me, Dodgers” where Fred & Barney (“The Flintstones”) are shown(?) as pirate wannabes in a line of potential mates of Long John Silver the 23rd

It looks like Bleeb brought a buddy to work?

Schlumpy Shaturdays?

With everybody working from home, this is more truth than fiction.