Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 03, 2020

Bringing civilization to a planet just like yours.

They also don’t like the term “probing”, they prefer “inner space exploration”.

I’ve been expecting this ever since they invented the sigmoidoscope…

Hence the hyperspacial bypass we’re setting up soon.

Heck, if housing prices go up as a result, why not?

That is a truly great euphemism.

I for one welcome our glorious new overlords.

Uh oh. Just what the alien astronaut theorists were always afraid of!

I see the fact that we have not been visited as proof of intelligent life out there.

Volgons looking for the intergalactic on ramp.

Well there goes the neighborhood.

Who will be able to afford the rents?

Who had Alien Slumlords on their bingo card for December?

Ah, so that’s why its called Star-bucks.

They have their work cut out for them on this planet.

PC Lib Aliens from Outer Space!

Nanu, Nanu