Floating around somewhere on-line, there’s a picture of two guys on a scouter who were impaled by a piece of conduit. At the point it was taken, they were alive and being worked on by medics. No idea if they survived, given that the tube took a core sample out of them.
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Imagine over 3 years ago
Hold still while I give it a quick tug. Just like removing a bandaid. You won’t feel a thing.
allen@home over 3 years ago
Whatever you do doc don’t try to pull it out. Just push it all the way thru.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 3 years ago
Daddy, what’s that strange-looking ornament there?
Oh, that came with the tree. I think it’s a spleen……or maybe a bladder
Egrayjames over 3 years ago
It’s just a flesh wound.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Well, looks like I’ll have to opine about this…
Ontman over 3 years ago
He should make him pay fir it.
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
I hate it when that happens…
moeric9 over 3 years ago
At least it’s not a Clark Griswald tree.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Floating around somewhere on-line, there’s a picture of two guys on a scouter who were impaled by a piece of conduit. At the point it was taken, they were alive and being worked on by medics. No idea if they survived, given that the tube took a core sample out of them.
Mike Baldwin creator over 3 years ago
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Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Man: “HE CAN HAVE HIS TREE BACK OVER MY DEAD BODY!”
Doctor: “Funny you should mention that…”
KEA over 3 years ago
When this happened to Coulson he went to “Tahiti”
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m guessing he won’t want to hear “Oh Tannenbaum” being played!
Rob Smith Premium Member over 3 years ago
Coulda been worse (ask an angel).
Happy, happy, happy!!! over 3 years ago
About 1 hour ago Mudd said,
Thank you,Mike.
StephenRice over 3 years ago
I can’t tell from the drawing—is he pining (for the fjords) or does he need some sprucing up?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
One joke too fir.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 3 years ago
Gives new meaning to the term “sportin’ wood”!
P51Strega over 3 years ago
You can sit upright, that’s a good sign, but you’re not out of the woods yet.
and vise-versa.
tee929 over 3 years ago
“This is Spinal Sap”
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
Cheap price for rear ending and back stabbing.