Michael Ramirez for November 06, 2020

With the way Pennsylvania and Georgia are going, it may not matter. Elvis might be left at the altar.

Ramirez, king of the clueless.

Nevada: the new Florida

Elvis is King

Georgia just flipped; Pennsylvania is next.

Shortly!

Over the weekend. No rush.

Mr. Ramirez, thanks for the clever Elvis/Nevada metaphor. One note though, only Trump thinks it’s a kingship, Biden knows it’s not and that’s why he will get it.

When all the votes are counted, as much as you and your lord and savior detest it.

The obese Elvis is getting to sing it in several states: NV, AZ, GA, PA.

We don’t do coronations – despite Trump wanting one.

The pelvis rules.

Sorry, Mr. Ramirez. In case you haven’t heard, Elvis has left the building.

Don’t look now, but trump is the one who thinks he’s entitled to four more years. Or twelve.

Hillary’s hubris made her miss the coronation bus 4 years ago. Now it’s Trump’s turn, and he can join her on a park bench in New York. Keep an eye out for pigeons, both of you, and leave room for Schumer and de Blasio.

Cute cartoon, Ramirez. But a pity you couldn’t identify any real issues to address today, while our POTUS is all but calling for insurrection by his disciples.

Elvis is back?

Have a seat, Elvis. It may be a while. Your candidate is afraid to leave the White House lest someone locks the door behind him

After the vote is certified. Which will happen when it always happens.

Hey, Ramirez, since you’re in Vegas, now tell us about Adelson’s $75 million bet on #45!

There’s the problem. There was a revolution to get rid of coronations.

“Hi! I’m Michael Ramirez and my Lord Orange is being squeezed out!”

Glad to see Ramirez admitting that Trump intends to be King rather than President.

GA and PA have turned blue.

With St Edward’s crown? The answer is nevvah.

No Mikhail, in Trump’s case it was a coronation, with Biden it will be being sworn into office.

Apparently Ramirez not only believes in ghosts (Elvis is long dead) but also wants to crown one as King (despite our democracy)…

Didn’t you hear, Ramirez? He lost. He’s not getting re-elected. We’re getting a President again! I’ve missed having a President since 2016.

Mebbe 2nite.

I think Pennsylvania stole their thunder.

Nevada vote counting is apparently proceeding at as normal a pace as possible, given the situation. Just as nobody expects the Inquisition, nobody† expected or was prepared for vote counting in a time of pandemic. But they’re doing a good, careful, COMPLETE job, which is of course antithetical to right wingers everywhere.

† Places that already do mail-out voting, such as California, Colorado, Washington, Oregon didn’t have any trouble handling all those physical ballots: Their systems have been well tested and tuned.

Can’t you just hear Elvis singing to Trump: “It will be a BLUE Christmas without YOU” . . . . ./s

Too late Nevada but Pennsylvania beat you to putting President-Elect Biden over 270