Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 27, 2020

Middle-school age kids are the worst people in the universe. I knew this even when I was one of them.

so too can brothers-in-laws……

so is gobble gobble a bad word?

Did the kid tell her to “stuff it”?

Gramps was delicious.

Just some un-tomely comments.

He’s hit puberty, and now legs and breasts are all he talks about.

Kid, on the bright side, gravy is known to cause cancer in California, properly mixed with blackouts, wild fires, and salty drinking water from the Russian River.

“Giblets to you, Mom!”

He’s gonna be Turkey Ala King!

When they reach 8-10 years old, put them into a wine barrel, and feed them through the bung hole. When they turn 18, knock in the bung.

Baste him!