Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 17, 2020

I can’t remember who it was who said that the great thing about being married to an archeologist was that, as you aged you looked better to him.

At least he isn’t the kind that spends a lot of time with his mummy.

Snakes…I hate snakes.

He will always have work as long as there are Nazi’s trying to steal artifacts in order to win world domination.

LOOK!! It’s Indiana Ralph!!

This brings a whole new meaning to having rocks in your head…

Where’s his whip?

Real fixer-uppers ONLY!

“North Dakota” Jones.

You probably know his more famous cousin named for a different state.

“Archeologists will date any old thing.”

This is why I don’t go into antique stores. It’s really disconcerting to see stuff there that I grew up with.

He’s switching to a counter top business…

At least he doesn’t make a racket at night like in today’s Pearls before Swine

Just watch out for the snakes