B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 13, 2020

Hork?

Impressive! His spear stayed! That takes quite a bit of strength!

The tortoise is having a bad couple of weeks. First Grog uses him as a skipping stone and now a spear in the shell. Dare we ask what else can happen to him?

Dude!

You Never, Ever, EVER, YELL at your prey!!!!!

Either BC has gotten stronger, or John’s shell is not that durable.

John’ you know those wont be around till 3,600 BC when they start blowing glass. Then another 4000 years till they start making the lenses to see threw.

Glance before you lance. Peer before you spear. In fact, just eye before you even try!

He didn’t want to make a spectacle of himself…..

Not even sure that elks have been invented yet.

That’s like the New York driver that they stopped at the toll booth leaving the state he was hunting in during deer season with a dead calf strapped to his hood.

He can borrow Clumsy’s…

turtle soup tonight!!

It has been put forth in highly respected scientific journals that extensive investigations made by preeminent archaeologists and anthropologists that “Hork” was actually the sound that emanated from a prehistoric spear that was chucked! It’s a fact— look it up.

John, you may want to customize that carapace with a colorful motif. One without target-like symbols?

elks got dookie birds?

Dookie Bird + Tortoise + Mr. Magoo = Mm, yeah, it’s possible… (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

Yell, then shoot. Good hunting instincts. NOT

He may not see well, but his aim has improved.

I still think that the Masonic Order and the Knights of Columbus should merge and call it The Masonites! ;o]

So, an elk roast is no longer on the menu.. but turtle soup.. is

What does it matter? It all tastes like chicken…

Tip must be obsidian.

I have sometimes thought about how difficult humanity must have been BEFORE the invention of eyeglasses. How was anything invented when most of the population couldn’t see? Think about all eyewear/contacts disappearing today? – Even just for a day. We’d be lost. I don’t think glasses were a common “thing” until around the 16th century.

LOL!

Turtle soup hadn’t been invented yet?

Now that’s just embarrassing, mistaking a tortoise and bird for an elk.

Second smile today! Thanks! I really need as many as possible! We had 6 inches of rain in 24 hours due to the residue of TC ETA merging with a cold front, and now a 30drop in temp and resulting air pressure change has triggered a nasty migraine. Smiles and Maxalt help!