And people made fun of my cargo pants. See, there’s a pocket for the mask and the sanitizer now, as well as the phone, the multitool, wallet, and keys.
Mr Cassioppi lives across the street from a rabbi. Each morning the rabbi stands at the door and crosses himself. Finally Cassioppi asks why? You’re Jewish not Catholic like me?
I find I am always doing a “Self Inventory” before I leave the house now. Phone-Keys-Wallet-Mask. Not in the same pocket though Ralph! (Never thought I’d ever have to check for that last one!)
I sort of do it. I put everything in one pocket and the phone in the other, so all that junk won’t scratch or crack the phone if I bump into something.
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not that I can see.
Grumpy Old Guy over 3 years ago
Because for Ralph; it’s award to grab things out of his left pocket, if he is right handed…..
drycurt over 3 years ago
And people made fun of my cargo pants. See, there’s a pocket for the mask and the sanitizer now, as well as the phone, the multitool, wallet, and keys.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ralph and his Swiss Army Pants.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
And we see where Norm gets it from…
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
At least he has pockets. Imagine if he had to carry another bag to everything in?
Casey Jones over 3 years ago
His pocket is dimensionally relative
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Can still find it faster then my wife digging in her purse.
david_42 over 3 years ago
Everything has its pocket and if something is missing or in the wrong pocket, my pants feel weird.
e.groves over 3 years ago
Men should be able to carry purses without being laughed at.
Ralph Newbill over 3 years ago
Better than trying to dig through a purse!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 3 years ago
Mr Cassioppi lives across the street from a rabbi. Each morning the rabbi stands at the door and crosses himself. Finally Cassioppi asks why? You’re Jewish not Catholic like me?
Oh, its spectacles, testicles, vallet un vatch!
Michael G. over 3 years ago
How about when you really, really, haffta … ?
Grumpy Old Man Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s his purse pocket.
raptor over 3 years ago
Same reason you carry the kitchen sink in your purse..
bigplayray over 3 years ago
I find I am always doing a “Self Inventory” before I leave the house now. Phone-Keys-Wallet-Mask. Not in the same pocket though Ralph! (Never thought I’d ever have to check for that last one!)
nednewbie over 3 years ago
LOL, I resemble that remark :-D
brick10 over 3 years ago
Asks the woman who carries one giant Pocket(book).
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
Okay, how many of us guys carry that much stuff?
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Why do you stuff everything in that black hole called a purse?
Out of the Past over 3 years ago
I sort of do it. I put everything in one pocket and the phone in the other, so all that junk won’t scratch or crack the phone if I bump into something.
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
Isn’t that ladies’ carrying accessory properly called a ‘handbag’? I always thought a purse was a bag with strings pulled taut to keep it shut.
Lightpainter Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why is a fanny pack worn in front and called a fanny pack?
Is a fanny pack a purse? I would change the name to “ stomach purse”.
tinstar over 3 years ago
I am now wondering if his other pocket is his “pool” pocket…?
banjoAhhh! over 3 years ago
I used to stuff all my money in my pocket. That is, until after I dropped $50.00 out of my pocket and didn’t discover the loss until hours later.