The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 09, 2020

Uh…think I’ll pass.

Didn’t know there was a Martial Arts Super Bowl.

Not licking those beaters..

That is true MMA.

They can beat us but they can’t whip us!

Is that a white bra hanging on the door or a thrown shoe?

everybody says those guys can’t be beat…

Puts a new spin in the sport!

Those are some really mixed up guys; a little faster beating, and they’ll be blended!

But popular with blended families.

That’s twisted.

They’re going to wind up socially Osteracized, mark my words!

When you can handle the frappe setting you get your black belt.

These jokes are Waring on me …

I’ve seen this dojo. It’s down at Hamilton Beach.

Is this an after-hours social mixer?

Looks like someone is getting a real beating!

This one made me Chuckle!

If you survive, we go next door to hear live musicians. They sound much better than the dead ones do.

Needs more vanilla.

The opposite of ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, join ’em’. And you definitely don’t want to join them.

Must have just started the mixer, otherwise I’d expect blood spray and a few limbs flying.

This dojo is presided over by a mix master.

I’ll have some Karate Chop, please.

Judough

… and the bowl contains a bunch of guys named ‘Art’.

When they say “let’s mix it up, a little,” they aren’t kidding.

Not funny!