Tom Toles for September 25, 2020

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    JDave   over 3 years ago

    I sense that I’m not alone in hoping to see him perp-walked directly to a police van.

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    saobadao  over 3 years ago

    Assuming Donny loses, how will he be physically removed if he just sits down in the Oval Office and refuses to leave? I can’t believe this question needs to be asked.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Not a problem. “Moscow” Mitch McConnell has promised that no matter what happens, the elected president Trump will remain in the White House in a smooth transfer of power. Well, he didn’t really say that, exactly, but I expect that’s his intent.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 3 years ago

    January 20, 2021 will be National Taking Out the Trash Day. Or it’d BETTER be…

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    McConnell, Graham, and other Republican Senators have said there will be a peaceful transition of power. Of course, we know what their words are worth.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Actually, “Moscow” Mitch said he would see that that the duly-elected person would peacefully transition to the presidency – he made no mention of the PROPERLY elected person. Understand that the republicans have no intention of allowing power, once obtained, to slip senselessly through their fingers – American democracy be damned! It’s their country and they’re NOT giving it up – all it needs is the disenfranchisement of a few million brown, black and female people and the country will be right as rain, again!

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    Patjade  over 3 years ago

    Time to take out the trash. New York is awaiting him for trial.

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    sevaar777  over 3 years ago

    Fat Donny’s promises are completely worthless.

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    He’s got the court in his pocket. He’s going to contest every step. Then he’s going to have them declare him the winner. Then he’s going to declare martial law and dissolve Congress. Sound crazy? Only if you haven’t been watching the news.

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    Any person who says the only way he can lose the election is if it is rigged….is rigging the election.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 3 years ago

    Here’s anOther angle on Trump’s continuing:

    Craven Disgrace – {4 beats/line}

    Perhaps post-election // we’ll get no reprieve

    if despite his rejection // he refuses to leave,

    with insurrection // up his sleeve. -

    - Violent militias might keep him in place:

    √ Democracy gone without a trace.

    √ Americans cringing in craven disgrace.

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    Màiri  over 3 years ago

    Once the numbers are certified, the machinery will clunk into operation.

    I don’t think he could get SCROTUS to do for him what they did for Bush the Lesser in 2000 because of how much incredulous rage there was when the Gang Of Five betrayed their oaths. People were caught on the hop then, but wouldn’t be this time. One free coup is two too many.

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    FrankErnesto  over 3 years ago

    The Supreme Court could stall a decision long enough to confuse matters, then declare Trump the winner. They have done it before.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    If the disgusting right wing covid spreading racist fraud Trump the Putin loving election rigger is not removed from office you can kiss 244 years of democracy good bye.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 3 years ago

    (A Cautionary Tale)

    ”Donald, Who Like Us All, Will Be Put Out at the Curb”

    Donald’s kin were quite wealthy / This made his world outlook unhealthy,

    To have Life served on a platter / Made his swelled head even fatter.

    Expecting always to succeed / When he failed, was mad indeed.

    Quick success lent his persona / A small-worth fools gold corona.

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    This made him act so grandly proud / That shallow folks to him all bowed.

    It got him far, for as you know / Road shows bedazzle by the glow

    Of lights on tinsel festooned thick / Thrill with cryptic spells each trick.

    It served him well and glamour grew / And public adulation, too.

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    By unearned turns of luck galore / Donald had a billion bucks, and more.

    His Ego, bloated mountain-size / Added to his tin god guise.

    True gods saw, and let him inflate / Near to the limit of his fate.

    But soon before his tale was through / For Donald, troubles would ensue.

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    Decades hence (an Olympus blink) / The gods watched Donald’s glory sink.

    He’d flown so high on waxen wings / The heat and glare that bright fame brings

    Caused his wings to be unfeathered / From winds of luck his course untethered.

    The gods who watched all shrugged as one / Entropic fate had once more won.

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    History’s switch has once more tripped / Time’s hourglass of lives has flipped.

    Donald, it does no good to moan / Our time on Earth is but on loan.

    Your term here is defined anon / And when it’s done, you must move on.

    Time’s recycle truck sounds ever near / Wait at the curb, you no longer steer.

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    JudithStocker  over 3 years ago

    What a beautiful strip Mr. Toles! Looks like “We the Real (poor and middle class) People” can see the light at the end of this election tunnel with this outlook.

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    The year, 2020; the story, non-fiction; the reason – cuz you just can’t make this stuff up!

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    Ontman  over 3 years ago

    This reminds me of the old ‘Scenes we’d like to see’ feature from Mad Magazine.

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    eclairewl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love this cartoon, but Trump is the master of abuse of power and will do everything to stay in power. He must lie awake at night scheming of all the ways he can distract us from 200,000+ deaths.How did we let ourselves get in such a mess?

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    walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago

    His removal will make one heck of a viral video. Most hits ever!

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    ChazNCenTex  over 3 years ago

    From the artist’s pen to the voters’ eyes.

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    moderateisntleft  over 3 years ago

    Is Donny going to be inspecting the bunker come election night?

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    MG  over 3 years ago

    Not so easy to remove this loser with a 6/3 SCOTUS, Barr DOJ, MAGA militia guarding the WH, and spineless lame duck Senate all propping up this tin pot conman. Trump will twist the definition of a “free and fair” election to his own advantage like Fox bends “fair and balanced” to scam the airwaves.

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    MaryBethJavorek1  over 3 years ago

    oh come on, he’s an adult, with common sense, he will just pack and leave peacefully like all the past pres did. can’t wait to see him at the next gathering of former pres, laughing and joking and having a nice visit together/S

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    yimhere  over 3 years ago

    …. come on, this guy can’t even spell six year old.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 3 years ago

    This piece describes “How Fascism Ascends”, – and treats Election-2020’s potential role: – - – https://www.alternet.org/2020/09/how-fascism-ascends-2020-election-may-be-the-crisis-of-democracy-that-opens-the-door-to-a-coup/

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Until his sorry butt is in jail.. he will continue to be a nuisance.

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    Just point him to the White House Tower, Moscow…

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    >Rummaging for that case of popcorn<

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    1,000 times this!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ve said it elsewhere – I want to see a squad of “suckers and losers” drag him out

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    tabby  over 3 years ago

    If he contests the vote claiming fraud and has stacked the Supreme Court so it sides with him, and then you add in all the Repubs who go along with whatever he says, then we are screwed.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Here’s one that deserves to have its drum beaten time after time after time in every venue available to you:

     REPUBLICANS HAVE TO CHEAT TO WIN!

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    NatureBatsLast  over 3 years ago

    A much bigger crisis is looming which is why we’re being treated to this ongoing farce. Maybe they should try ‘jingle keys’ to distract us next.

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    ferddo  over 3 years ago

    Trumpers puff up their chests and suggest violence if Trump doesn’t get reelected… but we all know that when it’s time for the rubber to meet the road suddenly their bone spurs will act up…

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    ruthkando  over 3 years ago

    Nice to read all the optimistic fantasies. I hope that some become real, but I am very fearful …..

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Five former Trump officials explain why they are endorsing Joe Biden for president

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/five-former-trump-officials-explain-why-they-are-endorsing-joe-biden-for-president/

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    ANDREWSIHLER2  over 3 years ago

    The Trumpster and some others seem to have forgotten that in a presidential election, the candidates don’t get the last word on who won. In a way it’s a pity that Gore conceded; he didn’t have to, and in its small way it would have been a perpetual reminder that something was wrong.

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    A new chant was coined on the steps of the Supreme Court yesterday: “VOTE HIM OUT! VOTE HIM OUT!” … He claims not to have heard the jeering. Didn’t he have his hearing checked along with his mental acuity?

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    ragsarooni Premium Member over 3 years ago

    More trash to the curb…..

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Love, Love, Love this ♥♥

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    Jody H. Premium Member over 3 years ago

    In addition to removing him, they need to watch him closely so that he doesn’t take everything that isn’t nailed down. And if I were soon-to-be (please God)- President Biden, I would definitely get a new mattress.

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    crgigoux  over 3 years ago

    Give him the boot!

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    Kathleen Cunningham  over 3 years ago

    I would so enjoy seeing Donnie perp-walked out of the White House.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 3 years ago

    {Off-topic:}

    Current Events – {4 beats/line}

    Trumpistic times // of a {1} too-long duration,

    and oftentimes // of {2} sanity’s negation,

    with {3} civic crimes // and {4} plutocrats’ predation

    and {5} hazardous climes // {hence our earth’s cremation}

    and the {6} death-toll climbs // via Covid’s vexation. …

    … [{ Much of this rhymes // with “Trump’s the causation”. }]

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    john_chubb  over 3 years ago

    It’s past time for the handcuffs and the perp walk to the curb.

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