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Just tell him he’d get even more and bigger headlines if he were to get aboard Marine One and then fatally crash it (hopefully someplace where no one else would be hurt or killed).
Can’t be cow manure! Bull$h!t makes good fertilizer for plants. I’m thinking more the 1% most distilled toxins from Love Canal.
There’s way too much lard for the Thompson to knock over.
There’s no way he could dig a hole that big by himself unless he is smart enough to know how to operate a backhoe. Are backhoe’s easier to operate than umbrellas . . .
Who transformed tRump into a red talking parrot? Oh, that’s right, Putin did.
And they all contribute vastly less of benefit to the world than a single while manatee.
A glove the size of the Hindenburg wouldn’t be large enough to hide that much corruption. At least to those who can see.
But it would be really nice if more journalists would try.
You seem to have some difficulty differentiating between the present and past tense. What you are predicting came to pass some time ago.
He’s been micturating on that for years already.