Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 07, 2020

He should try Tommy He’ll-figure-it-out.

Ie., he shrank it in the laundry.

Hemlines? or Hairlines?

What? You don’t like my vest like lab coat?

He making a smockery of it.

Number one thing that makes a patient trust a doctor is a white lab coat. Number 2 is having the doctor’s name on the lab coat. The longer coat has more impact.

https://youtu.be/GJVWEstu_lM

Toldja not to wash in hot water, Einstein!

Hemline length isn’t the issue, maybe hemline girth

Mr. Highpockets. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Highpocket

That’s what he gets for playing “Bolero” while working in the lab

This one is for all those people who think a mask is a fashion accessory and not something whose design and use are specifically relevant to the purpose of protecting your respiratory system and those of other people. Cover your mouth AND nose – all of your nose.

Sounds like they should study it more and form a hypothesis

I thought they came in one basic length, and variations were based on height. None, however, are at armpit length that I know of.

He must really be vested in his research.

I don’t think you’re likely to see a hemline way up there!