Herman by Jim Unger for September 19, 2020

Mad cow disease?

I’M a human doctor. You need to go see a vet.

Use Google translator from Cow language to English or ask a herdsman .

Mad cow disease.

“Mmmmoooooooooooo!”

He should have listened to Surgeon General’s warning, that smoking is a Gateway to other health problems.

But it’s the only language I know.

Just show him the spot where it hurts…

Another udderly silly situation. But let’s milk it for all it’s worth!

Hay fever, eh?

Head to Chick Fil A for a free sandwich

Cow Pox?

Let it go. Besides you could use the milk.

The result of trying to milk a cow from the rear instead of from the side.

“…or if you don’t, come to think of it.”

He’s probably from Jersey.

Must be the cow pox. :P

Need better glasses or a medical degree, whatever comes first…..

Omigosh, I laughed out loud at that one!

“At least you have two nipples but unfortunately I just switched to soy milk.”

Three mad cow disease. Do I hear four.

Careful the POTUS doesn’t see this one — he’ll be sure this is a scientific illustration of herd immunity.

This looks like a very interesting case. They’ll probably name it after him. (Never a good sign. Especially if he calls in five other doctors to have a look.)

…or maybe another symptom of Covid-19!!

Contaminated milk.