Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 11, 2020

If it doesn’t look like tears, then it’s obviously from the nose.

It could be eye boogers. Or if ears count as facial features, earwax.

I really hope she doesn’t consider her back area a face…

Couldn’t Marigold just kiss Phoebe’s knees? ( And maybe give me one on the cheek?)

whatever it is, Phoebe, just hush up and lather up

Phoebe: “Er,… no thanks. Suddenly my knee is feeling a LOT better.”

Marigold: “That’s how it works. UNICORN!”

The secret behind the mystery meat revealed.

Unusually squeamish for someone whose fingers spend so much time in her nostrils.

Hopefully she didn’t blow her nose on it like the curtains…

Some one blows there nose and you want to keep it?

That’s a mystery we’d rather leave unsolved, eww.

It could be worse. Consider what it might have been like if the other end was able to come into play.

Would it even be edible like all the other bakers would state that comes from any secretion of the unicorn?

ANYTHING that comes from a unicorn’s face? What about Marigold’s sister, Florence, who sneezes spiders?

Be glad she specified the face!

Please, please do leave it a magical mystery. That’s one question I definitely don’t need answered.

Be thankful, it could have been some other liquid from a unicorn’s body.

Roll up! Roll up for the mystery tour!

There’s plenty of precedent for using spit as a remedy.

♪ Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour, they’ve got everything you need. Satisfaction guaranteed ♪ The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to…♪

That snot nice to ask, Phoebe.

the thing that’s in the box must be some gross

I shudder to think what unicorn feces heals…