Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 21, 2020

Tan Danenbaum

Anya Tirons One time I had a cat that went missing for 15 months and was found in a pet warehouse.

If they came out with onesies like that for big people, that would be a way to mop the floor if you don’t have any babies.

Take care and may God bless.

I wish I had known that sooner. I had to sell off my BabyToiletBrush stock at a loss.

Is Clive trying to be like Garfield by being the heaviest cat?

Since Clive’s size at origin would have when he was born, at twice the size he would still be pretty small.

What they really need is a onesie that will clean mom or dad’s shoulder.

What? This is blatant child labour, I say!

So a cat lives 14 months in a pet food warehouse and gains weight. What’s something this obvious even got to do with “Believe it or not”?

Get the kids started on doing chores early!

No wonder German engineering is well known. Great idea, proving Even babies can be of help.Cat Clive???? Hello! Google.

Here put this on! Now crawl! Not there! Over there!

I was babysitting a friend’s chihuahua. While the dog was there my dachshund Scrappy started getting really fat. OI figured he must have been eating the other dog’s food along with his own. One day I took Scrappy for a walk and started thinking he had a tumor. Later that day I came home, and I saw his head pop out of the pantry and look around. I went in the pantry and he had chewed a hole in a 40lb dog food bag. He had been sneaking in there and eating at will.

Twice the size of a zygote?

Oh those crafty Germans. Child labor at its earliest.

Take care and gesundheit.

On this day in history on August 21th 1959 Hawaii is admitted into the Union.

Steampunk?

Unfortunately the Babymop was not successful. Just another product now gathering dust.

Dust mop, I assume. Hate to see Baby dunked in a bucket of water and wrung out!

Now baby can wipe up his own barf…

The mop onesies were a great improvement for those that formerly used the babies without them…

Ah, Clive, living the dream aren’t you, bud?

A relative gave me “house shoes” with mop strands on them to “sweep” floors as you walked. My wife looked at them and laughed.

Not just living but Living it Up!