Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 05, 2020

I know one guy who’s going to have trouble getting in

Then we find out that the female angel is actually a defunked Skipper Doll. Baby sister to Barbie. So that would make the giraffe about a foot tall. I think I could Pass the Bar in this Exam!

When it’s your shift, you will also need to adjust the chair.

Can’t wait for St. titansaur Argentinosaurus huiculensis’ shift.

One of my problems with the whole “heaven” thing is that the entry specifications seem so wildly different depending on who you talk to. Not to mention procrustean.

Heh. Raise the bar all you want, Giraffe. I’m on a highway to hell anyway.

Kinda sticking your neck out on this one, aren’t you ?

Wait until the boss man upstairs hears about this!

Hmmmm… I’m just curious as to how the giraffe is managing to wield the Holy Quill minus opposable thumbs. (??)

I didn’t know Heaven had thrill rides….Except for the brief one that goes down to the BAD place.

I’ll wait to decide after I’ve heard a few first hand reports.

That’s just for the giraffe hunters…karma, don’t you know

Calm down folks, that’s not heavens gate, it’s just the door to the dessert lounge.

Trying to meet the height requirements of a giraffe to get into heaven? That’s quite a stretch!

Well, you know what they say, “all giraffes go to Heaven…” ☺

Poor baby giraffes.

OK, how tall do you have to be to get kicked out?

This may be the most concise explanation of organized religion I’ve ever read.

On my shift, you must be this intelligent to get in.

If Randy Newman had known this, there would have been one more verse in “Short People.”

Well, that leaves me and my 5’2” osteoporosis shrinking frame out…

Next time you’re out and about (especially if you’re in a church, synagogue, or mosque), take a good look around and ask yourself, “If all these people got into Heaven, would it really be Heaven?” And, don’t get me started on the whole Eternity thing …

Aka The NBA draft.

No worries, heaven and hell are both made up constructs to scare the gullible and control the fearful.

Far too many people are so scared of death (or perhaps it’s life they fear) that they have to make up a “life after death” as something to look forward too. As I read some time back — “What happens to a person after death? Same as happens to a mosquito after swatting.”

Why would anyone admit to being so ignorant as to believe in any of that malarkey about heaven or hell or gods or devils or that worship a device of agonizing torture as a symbol for their religion. Such death cults are an abomination and deserve to be mocked for the foolishness that they are.

Love the giraffe’s halo.

Anything’s possible with God (so they tell me) …

I hope that no one will be disappointed to hear that (in utter frustration) I have given up on posting in this thread. I can find no way to maintain context—-it’s beyond my intellectual capabilities. The only consolation I can find is that I can still recognize when it is time to stop.

Yup, Tall Clubs International