Ahhh… to be 13 again and know what I know now… I’d probably end up in jail. (I’m currently 76 and counting…)
Well… a court (judge) might convict him, but I very much doubt that any jury would return a guilty verdict. “The actions of a reasonable man…”
The FCC? Forget them! I want one!
As in “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”For anyone totally confused – refer to HHGTTG. “Don’t Panic!”
A tidy desk is a sign of a sick mind…
No, no, no. “Venomous”, not “poisonous”.
No, knowing “aglet” is not useless information – it comes up occasionally in crosswords.
Everyone has their “snap” point. I’m normally cool, calm, collected & laid-back, but following a 2 year battle with a recalcitrant insurance company over a storm damage (100mm hail) claim, I’m very close to running amok with machetes. Would it achieve anything? Probably not, but for a briief moment, I might feel a little better.
Try renal colic (kidney stones) – especially one stuck half-way down the ureter. Anyone experiencing that will assure you that that pain experience is definitely a 9 or 10. Nurse! More Pethidine!