Close to Home by John McPherson for August 08, 2020

No mask no service. Didn’t see that coming.

Now she’ll have to fake it.

Must be a Windows 10 crystal ball

404 error.

2020 error

Ironically, the fortune teller didn’t foresee that happening.

Residual effects from Isiasis.

There is no future in it.

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Please power cycle the router

Back to the old Ouija board …

Going to have to move closer to the cell tower.

Just read her any horoscope- it covers everything.

Apparently, the Spirit World Wide Web goes down once in a while too.

Her aethernet is down.

Bleeb, King of the Gypsies.

Back to the 8-ball…

Just make it up as usual.

Not using 5G service?

You are have currently used 95% of mobile data and the plan of your account and cycle is for to ends on the 5th. You can be pleased to move to a larger data plan at NigerianPrinceMobile.com and please to enter the full bank account number and PIN. It is pleased to be provide service thank you.

Those hands are freaky!

CHECK YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION

This is what happens when you don’t pay your Spectrum bill.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Turn it off. Turn it back on. If that doesn’t work, just pretend you are in a deep trance. It works for me! burp. :)

Pssssssssst. Bleeb, go get that souvenir snow globe from the Mt. St. Helens explosion. :)

Dead zone.

Someone changed the password on the wifi you were stealing.

Maybe Bleeb emits an interfering signal.

Apparently the Spirit World needs a back-up transmission plan.