Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 06, 2020

This guy was the long jump champion of an imaginary middle school.

I’m looking at the imminent death of a man and his dog.

All he needs now is the Road Runner and Acme Supply.

He’s got the leash, so it looks like he already made the jump!!

Don’t do it!!!!

Just hate those 25 foot long leashes they always cause trouble ;-)

If I were the dog, I’d be trying to get rid of that leash as quickly as possible!

“Missed by that much!”

There’s a move in wrestling called the “pancake”. He’s about to give it whole, new meaning.

He must of hammer thrown the dog across.

Hold my beer!

He’s about to get ea new leash on life.

But… How did that happen?

“That was then, this is now’……..never resonated more loudly.

In high school we had to take JFK inspired fitness tests. I was fat, slow, and not particularly strong. I barely got to the 50th percentile by doing 100 situps and being in the 90+ percentile in the standing broad jump. Beats me. Before the tests I had no idea I was good at either. :-)

I’m not worried about YOU, I’m worried about ME!

OK, just let go of the leash before you try it.

Whenever someone says, “Don’t worry”, that’s the time to start worrying.

“Don’t bring me down…Bruce”

How did they get separated?

TRUMP, save me from this maniac.

Now that is really scary!