Matt Wuerker for July 15, 2020

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The United States Department of Football, Office for the District of Columbia and Surrounding Regions.

    Go, USDFODCSR, go!

    Fight, USDFODCSR, fight!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    The Arguing Imbeciles.

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    Vaporman  almost 4 years ago

    The Raging Incompetents…

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    jdeathlogan  almost 4 years ago

    Some time in the 1970’s the students at Scottsdale Community College in Arizona were asked to vote on a name for their football mascot. They chose “the fighting pink artichoke”. The school administration was not amused, but the name stuck.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    I like “Dixie Skins”.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hah! I love the Red Tapirs!

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 4 years ago

    People are saying that Trump’s suggestion of “The Firewater Iron Horse Express” was rejected for no good reason.

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    JDave   almost 4 years ago

    The Ego Strokers

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    Frank Farkel Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    G-Men

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    Frank Farkel Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Congress is recessed so often these days maybe the team should be called the Washington Vacationers

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    acellist Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    THE D.C. BUCK-AN-EARS . . .

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 4 years ago

    They do less HARM to the country that way!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 4 years ago

    Not that bleedin’ soccer is a sport or anything, but we have a “Sporting KC” team in some dang soccer organization or other. Why not “Washington Football” and the same for the rest of the teams? (Although the New York teams play in New Jersey…………._

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    Flatworm  almost 4 years ago

    I do get a little bit tired of having my hometown of Washington, D.C. constantly insulted because of the antics of Republican politicians, all of whom originate elsewhere. Washington is one of the nicest American cities to live in and the people who actually are from here tend to be nicer (and a lot better educated) than you encounter elsewhere.

    The name of the Washington football team should be changed to “The Hogs.” There are a LOT of reasons for this. It was the nickname given to their offensive line back when they used to be a dominant team. Their offensive line coach back then, Joe Bugel, who we called the “Head Hog,” just died and it would honor his memory. It has almost endless branding and marketing potential. And team already has a cheering section called “The Hogettes,” made up of some fat, cigar-chomping guys wearing pig noses and drag.

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    randolini Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Perhaps they could be named the Native Americans. I lived in OK for 14 yr. and many counties and towns are named after tribes. I lived in Pawnee county, Osage was to the north, Creek was south. Also Choctaw, Comanche, Seminole, Shawnee, etc. What tribes were in the area of D.C. It ain’t that hard folks.

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    donut reply  almost 4 years ago

    Still say they should be named after Washington’s major industry, the Lobbyi$t.

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    evanmarhews  almost 4 years ago

    i saw a rename for the skins The Crackers !

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    captastro  almost 4 years ago

    Make Donald’s head explode, The Washington Hamiltons.

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