Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 12, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    Sadly you’ve learned that lesson way to late.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    Failure is always an option.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 4 years ago

    “Relax, we can jump! I’ve got these umbrellas…got ’em from my friend, Wile E. Coyote…”

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This would be where someone points out that the one guy only has to run faster than the other guy. Good luck with that.

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    This is why those guys are extinct now!!

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Just don’t back up.

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    zerotvus  almost 4 years ago

    or a parachute……

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    naplllp  almost 4 years ago

    Be nice to them, Manny. Maybe they’ll join the herd.

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    Jeff0811  almost 4 years ago

    Turns out the world’s first recipients of the Darwin award was a tie.

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    robolt  almost 4 years ago

    Dumb and Dumbo

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What’s the matter with you?

    I can’t swim!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3lhiGXYui8

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    In that situation, “backup” is not a good plan.

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    “Quick! You distract him and I’ll go for help!”

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Your backup plan is to hop up and down, those cliff edges always break off and you can ride it to the gorge below.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The lesson.. should be on elephant anatomy.. sticking your spear into his bony forehead only makes him mad.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Next time have a mouse in your pocket to release.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like their backing-up plan didn’t work

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    Cerabooge  almost 4 years ago

    Their backup plan is a bit thin.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    You’ll just end up dropping it anyway.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Not to worry, cartoon characters always freeze in mid air.

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    heathcliff2  almost 4 years ago

    Lots of space when hunting actually refers to lots of space for running, hiding, …

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Each of you grab a tusk and hang on for dear life!

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    “I have a backup plan. Then plan is for the mastodon to BACK UP!”

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    As in a giant pterodactyl to swoop in at the last minute before you go splat on the pavement

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    e.groves  almost 4 years ago

    A lesson too late for the learning.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah. Backing up doesn’t look all that excellent at the moment. But… what if you TURN AROUND?

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