F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 06, 2020

He should live here. Every windstorm prunes the neighbour’s sycamore and it mostly lands here. In the Fall we get the leaves too.

Thank you. I’ve been looking everywhere for that. Please bring back any others that you find.

I’ll have the boys stretch a tarp over your back yard to catch every thing. Pardon if your stuff dies from lack of sun.

The polite thing to do is say thank you when you get an unexpected gift.

“Didn’t know you were struggling so. Glad I was able to help.”

TDB…….

It’s time to turn over a new leaf.

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Well, I guess as long as you keep returning them to me, I won’t report you to the police.

Well, then. I’ll just arrange for you to have some real problems.

Leaves that blow from one property to another are a “naturally occurring product” and the property owner of the source tree has no responsibility for clean up. Can you tell I have trees and a bitchy neighbor?

Some folks just can’t seem to appreciate Mother Nature’s gifts.

No worries, when we’re through here you’ll have that leaf in a whole new place.

That guy on the right obviously does not exist in 2020!

That’s my a-hole neighbor. We live in a cul-de-sac and wind blows things into it. He will take his leaf blower and blow leaves across the court and back into peoples’ yards.

LOL, I get the same complaints from my neighbor – despite that the wind tends to blow leaves from his property onto mine (and rarely from mine to his)…

My neighbor has a magnolia tree right next to my yard. I pick up a couple hundred of those huge leaves every week. They look awful.

“I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do, life’s been good to me so far.” (Joe Walsh)

Dude – if all you have to do is watch to see if a neighbor’s tree leaf falls on your yard, you definitely need a life.

That’s my next door neighbor!