—Said the medieval gargoyle perched on that Parisian church! After nearly 800 years, it has all the art historical and popular philosophical tropes down pat!
So, if I have this right, you are saying a run in fishnet stockings- good; admiring the horrible beauty of fecal plumage- good; got it. Lame is good, and good is lame, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same.
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
It’s the imperfections that make the flavour and there was no natural cycle of life until the wheel was invented and then it became a natural bicycle.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
The old block left the chip on his shoulder. Then it became a chip off the old block.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
Moses had a handle in his hand. The two tablets. Then he cast them dow when he lost his own handle on things.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Great Gurgling Gargoyle Gorgons! I’m petrified of heights!
I have a mouth, and I must stream!
Kyrie Ellison, Kyrie Ellison!Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s natural for a horrible chimera to find beauty in imperfection.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
… Christopher thought all human sex organs to be hideous…
…if it weren’t for urges beyond our control people would be horrified at the sight of them…
…he himself considered his terribly disfiguring…
…that is why Christopher was suing his parents…
…in an effort to make it look neat…
…he resolved that they demolished nerve endings…
…and never ever ever feel the greatest amount of satisfaction that left on the skin would have given him…
…now it was slightly less hideous, but even more importantly, more hideous when raptured by hormones…
…Chrisopher felt like a gargoyle that couldn’t even gargle with Listerine…
…they threw out his case…
…(of course they did…
…!@#$ doorbell video!)…
…but Christopher had the last laugh…
…he changed up his parents Classic Coke and replaced it with Coke Zero…
…they never noticed the difference…
…and chances are you won’t either…
…new Coke Zero…
…you won’t be able to tell the difference* …
…(*except at McDonald’s)…
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
—Said the medieval gargoyle perched on that Parisian church! After nearly 800 years, it has all the art historical and popular philosophical tropes down pat!
Could also become a YouTube life coach….
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And also, I have an irrational fear of doing something that alters the time line.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we all rot the same…..unless we’re tuned to ashes…ashes to ashes! dust to dust….
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
The growth and decay of this stone likeness occurred a couple of billion years ago. So, yeah, he finds it easy to talk about.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
This is certainly another alternative to
“Life’s a bitch and then you die …!”
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
For a sessile being that’s a good attitude.
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
So, if I have this right, you are saying a run in fishnet stockings- good; admiring the horrible beauty of fecal plumage- good; got it. Lame is good, and good is lame, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…I am with Mrs. Burritt on this one…
…it is the flaws in people that makes me live them…
…a wicked crooked smile…
… clumsiness…
…an average nose becomes the perfect nose…
…it is the person that tries to hide themselves that tend to be invisible…
…I worked with a a girl once that had blond eyelashed…
…she looked like a Greek goddess…
… mesmerizing…
…one day she came to work all duded up…
…I didn’t know who she was…
…who was this woman that looked like a movie star?
…my Greek goddess…
…hmmm…
…suddenly…
…she was invisible, too…