Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 23, 2020

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    Her thoughts, deep down, are: He doesn’t know what the Hell I’m thinking … wonder how much he makes … he’s doesn’t look that bad … (repeat) … btw, with role reversal, it would be similar thoughts ….

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    A thought detecting machine is a Pandora’s box we do not want to open. I would much rather give big brother the finger than my thoughts. That is besides the point though, as we have here a moment of great import in Froglandian Lore. A very tense situation with an explosive outcome. Dr. Cleaver was quite elaborate in his scheming and these wires and knobs were nothing more than a convoluted ruse in his plot to tease out the target of his fulminating affections. This shows the brief and tension filled moment before the frenzied congress between an evil genius and Dorrace the Face. Yes, you read that right! This is an historic moment just before the conception of our beloved Grace the Face! Please, everyone, let’s show some respect and stand and salute the plumage!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You are thinking that I cannot possibly know what you are thinking.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    If women go to the moon…

    I fire his hotdog out the moon ..

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    If you wanna get stoned…

    Croakcaine.

    Frggie Swamp

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    INGSOC   almost 4 years ago

    thinking outside the box of which you’re wired up to

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    INGSOC   almost 4 years ago

    avoid having to think about gravity, that’ll only bring you down

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    “You’re thinking, ‘God, I’m glad this isn’t an MRI scanner.’”

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …we already have this…

    …it’s called Facebook…

    …good reporters always test for proof…

    …so do drinkers of hard spirits…

    …must have been married for awhile…

    …those are not thought bubbles…

    …well…

    …the machine does show that you are actually thinking…

    …think, thank, thunk…

    …obviously he has asked these questions before…

    …she’s is thinking Frog Applause is awesome…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Just say the first thing that falls onto the floor.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    The wolf and the 3 little piggie hoods.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    So, you snuck a new one in after my early visit, eh, Sister?

    No dissembling; my Super-Duper Thought Detector will suss out your deepest, darkest secrets! Whatever. Lordie, this place is the lamest! How could you?

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    Bill Thompson  almost 4 years ago

    A thought-detecting machine wouldn’t get a needle-twitch out of some people.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    Of course we know what I’m thinking but do either of us know if I’m right.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    His machine may only allow him to know that she is thinking, that thoughts are occurring.

    It’s probably quite clear to him that she doesn’t think much of his machine. So, in a sense, he is using his machine to determine what she is thinking.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Prove to me you can read my mind….and I’ll prove To you you’re full of it!

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    My commenting-lobe has gone blank….

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    Ray_C  almost 4 years ago

    You can’t go to jail for what you’re thinking, or for the wolf look in your eye, you’re only standing on the corner watching all the girls go by…

    I have no idea where that came from, but I must have heard it somewhere ages ago. Now, what was I thinking…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    This entertainment comes with a price tag buttbuddy..

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