The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 12, 2020

Hammered it home…

Look at the sharkette behind Jacob…no matter the species, women love a “bad boy”…

She can see what you’re up to. She has eyes on the side of her head!

The posters are great.

We’re witnessing the Darwinian evolution of a hammerhead shark to a pliers shark.

Shark snark.

“Cut it out, your face will freeze that way” heard a lot when I was young!

A school of sharks.

Would-be class clown

He’ll never be hammerhead of the class.

Give ’im the fisheye, Teach!

Will ‘The Fonz’ jump in here with a comment?

Jacob doesn’t seem to mind or care. Thanks for the laugh, Scott.

And stop dotting you tees.

Shouldn’t they be sitting at an angle to see the teacher?

Nature has some uproarious sense of humor. But, some ancestor needed better depth perception for some long forgotten reason. Maybe a reread of Origin of Species would help, or better yet, or a nap. Wait! aren’t schools off limits?

Stop monkey wrenching around.

Oh, snap. She hammered his head…

Appears that everyone can easily cheat off each other on tests.

Then they’ll call him pretzel-face.

…if he doesn’t first go blind from watching TV in the dark or sitting too close!

Looks good on him.

So am I a geek because the first thing I thought when I saw this was: “sharks can’t sit still like that because they’d suffocate?”