Matt Davies for May 25, 2020

McConnell is the sort who would throw a drowning man a lead weight.

I just don’t understand WHY middle-class voters elect multi-millionaires who seem to have no interest in them after the election?

It’s known for some turtles to live 150 years and they move very slow. Pretty much describes Mitch since he’d never stick out to help anyone poor.

Moscow Mitch: Lets see what happens when the water gets over your head before I agree to another Democrat’s wish list of relief. Their just trying to buy your vote. That’s our thing.

Republicans think that giving their work animals any money will make them not look for work in an environment with 15% unemployment thanks to Trump letting the disease spread instead of stopping it with testing like every other country. Meanwhile Mitch is on vacation from getting unqualified right wing judges confirmed.

Mitch has been been Social distancing from empathy and decency for decades.

“Mitch not your average …..”

I hear Moscow Mitch’s boss, Putin, is having problems too.

Worst. Lifeguard. Ever. “Uhh, I’m really more of a land tortoise”

He’s the man.

In his appearance as a stereotypical 98-pound weakling, you’d think McConnell would be the last one on the beach to kick sand into anyone’s face. But apparently he modified the Charles Atlas muscle-building course in “dynamic tension” for his own highly effective benefit. Now he’s one of the most powerful men on the “beach.”

Yertle McPutin is turtles all the way down.

Why do Kentuckians, who live in a state largely supported by the federal government, keep electing a man who is trying to destroy the safety net?

It’s easy when the politician knows how to appeal to their values — resentment, anger, hate, racism, fear, revenge.

He’s ANTI-social distancing. Probably criminally anti-social, but that’s an opinion.

Looks about right Matt.

Were it not for Mr. Jobless I’d wish for a rogue wave to hit the beach.

Democrats should never have caved on the first stimulus bill. Republicans got the corporate bail out they wanted, and sociopaths don’t feel remorse for the pain they inflict on others. Unless they can damage Social Security, or kill the Post Office, or prevent mail in ballots, they have no reason to negotiate.

Dems are the ones hiding in their basements.

because they speak their constituents language, feel their pain until the votes are counted and they are in like flynn.