In Security by Bea R. for May 25, 2020

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    AnyFace  almost 4 years ago
    ”Topical Humor?” ✨❤️✨
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    Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Lovely little teepee wrapped in T. P….

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    That man must be Prince Charmin.

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    NewPatriot778  almost 4 years ago

    Figures, they sell something that’s 100% guaranteed to make sales, but they still feel the need to force panic buying.(Also is Knightvillle shut down or not?)

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    Queen Wolfen  almost 4 years ago

    Ahh, so that shortage was all her fault.

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    NewPatriot778  almost 4 years ago

    Panel#2: Given what she’s saying, Sedine will have to use her hands to wipe her mouth! XD

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    NewPatriot778  almost 4 years ago

    You know where else gets hit up during times of panic, liquor stores. During a crisis there’s always panic buyers there, guess all the beer CEOs are sitting pretty.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  almost 4 years ago

    Panel 2 of Sedine on her knees; reminds me of some insurance selling lizard, screaming something about a flat tire….

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    Big chief T.P. speak with two ply tongue.

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    Katsuro Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You know what I don’t get? Why people didn’t already have some spare emergency toilet paper at home. It’s the most obvious thing to buy in case of emergency.

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    Michael Thorton  almost 4 years ago

    In India, we prefer to wash. Historically, we used terracotta mugs and buckets – upgraded to plastic as the years went on. The latest is compact handheld shower jets running off a tap. (Some guy in Maryland just rigged one up on his own cistern – though they should ideally use separate taps.)

    So this kind of shortage doesn’t concern us as much as it does you. Not yet, anyway.

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    mjb515  almost 4 years ago

    When I buy toilet paper, I usually buy a lot. I still have yet to go through the supply I had in the house from before this all started. I never understood why there was a run on TP of all things.

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    mjb515  almost 4 years ago

    Is not asphalt pretty rough on fishnets?

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    jonesbeltone  almost 4 years ago

    No reporters who look like Sedine in this part of the country.

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    drodr05  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, yeah… that’s the ticket.

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    TheBigPickle  almost 4 years ago

    Good way to get a run in your stockings there on your knees…

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I smell a ….,

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    Neo Stryder  almost 4 years ago

    Use leaves.

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    hk Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Looking good in Panel #2 Sedine.

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    Zontar from Venus  almost 4 years ago

    Buy a bidet instead.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium

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    Dragoncat  almost 4 years ago

    “We do not endorse this here message, but we do appreciate that there free advertising.”

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    jonnytest  almost 4 years ago

    Careful Sedine, you’ll ruin those hot fishnets.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, I guess I’ll have to buy hand cloths now.

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    Is the TP executive a dyslexic Vulcan?

    That’s not a normal positioning of the fingers.

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