Anyone remember The Evil Overlord List?" That’s things I won’t do when I’m an evil overlord. Number 7 When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No.”
My favorite from the list “The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box”
mddshubby2005 almost 4 years ago
Lemme guess – six-pound ball?
juncarlo almost 4 years ago
Dirk definitely thinks he has time to spare.
Alabama Al almost 4 years ago
I can see that cape becoming a problem.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
If Dirk would just shut up, you could hear a pin drop.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Dirk gloats bigly and carries a small ball.
Gent almost 4 years ago
Yeah. Shut your gutter mouth and bowl!
Stevefk almost 4 years ago
I’m split on whether he’s going to strike or not.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
“Monologize”. I proudly cop to the label of “pedant”. Same ta youse!
ksu71 almost 4 years ago
Channeling Art Carney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNauilZRzHk
blakerl almost 4 years ago
Movie villains always Monologue, that is why they lose.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 4 years ago
Hey Brewster. If you’re fed up, just split.
Ray_C almost 4 years ago
Who is the kingpin of this mob?
ekke almost 4 years ago
From under the suds in the bathtub: “Bang!” (Bad guy dies.) “If you’re going to shoot, SHOOT!”
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
After losing to Brainless Brewster: “I’ve been framed!”
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And do the Fred Flintstone tippy toes move!
SunflowerGirl100 almost 4 years ago
Anyone remember The Evil Overlord List?" That’s things I won’t do when I’m an evil overlord. Number 7 When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No.”
SunflowerGirl100 almost 4 years ago
My favorite from the list “The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box”
Csaw Backnforth almost 4 years ago
Gotta love the English language. In bowling, you want a strike. In baseball, not so much.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Your Jedi mind tricks will not work with these pins.
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
I felt a great disturbance in the Alley, as if millions of pins suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly toppled.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Does the penalty line have functional lasers?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Brewster will throw the ball down a critical gutter and blow up the death moon.
bakana almost 4 years ago
Sadly for Dirk Raider, Bowling pins cannot be intimidated.
Back to the Gutter he fought his way out of.