Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 14, 2020

I will only get in trouble if I comment on this.

I’m glad I read these late at night instead of with my breakfast.

The cello and bass players could have problems, “beware of low strings.”

The guy on cymbals must be extra cautious!!!

Then there’s that well endowed fella, smugly playing the triangle.

Can you just imagine the view from the audience …..the BUTT of the conductor…..this cracks me up…and on another note….

At least he’s using a real baton.

It’s been done for real. Just google “naked japanese symphony”

Over on Arlo and Janis, RussellRogerBe1 commented “I read somewhere that today is also international nude beach day”.

The pipe organ guy didn’t show up.

With a wink and a smirk and a tip of the sun hat to “A Shot in the Dark” . . .

Why? Just why?

Needs percussion.

Play “Flight of the Bumblebee” and watch them all scatter!

There were about eight million more back in the day. The censor made sure Twiggy is on violin, otherwise the Conductor wouldn’t need his baton.

Not exactly what people are expecting!

The 1812 Overture … IN THE NUDE!