Close to Home by John McPherson for May 13, 2020

Even Bleeb thinks the guy was awful stupid.

There is nothing so awful that someone can’t make it worse.

Well don’t have a cowrie, sweetheart!

Poor guy, he’s shell shocked.

’Cause the world is out to bleed you for a ride.

He was probably trying to get away from her nagging.

Wow, I’ll bet he can really hear the ocean now.

Just love it when someone states the obvious, publicly.

Ah, the shell game. The oldest trick in the book!

Forget pearls! That shell alone’s gotta be worth a million bells!

Nag,nag,nag!

looks like the little alien dude is getting a ride in someone hair.

Poor guy conch’d his head.

Ed was lured in by the promise of a giant crab dinner. (check those shells out before you stick them next to your ear)

Bleeb is back to his old style, checking out that babe’s butt while everyone is looking at Ed.

No, but it does drown out horrible annoying sounds.

“Aw crap, I got my head stuck in a shell…a-gain! Boy, my wife’s gonna be mad… I should probably find someone…I wonder where everybody is… I bet the water’s that way… hey, you really CAN hear the ocean in these things…she-sells-seashells-by-the-seashore,…wow, that’s loud… man it stinks in here… ooh look, a pearl… nope it’s just a rock…`somewherrrrre-beyond-the-sea’…I forget the rest of the words… boy, my wife’s gonna be mad… I should probably find someone.”

That is what an old hag looks like

Ed, take the little woman with you next time…

Aw, CLAM UP!

“I can’t hear you over the ocean, dear!”

Son of a beach.

Too unbelievable. At last half those people should have there cell phones out, some shooting videos/pictures, the rest just staring into the screens, totally unaware of anything else going on.

He was trying to hear the ocean in a conch shell.