Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 05, 2020

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    Averagemoe  about 4 years ago

    So, an orn who is “me-nique”?

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    codycab  about 4 years ago

    Phoebe’s right. We’ve heard plenty of those “Look who’s talking!” arguments.

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    Antiyonder  about 4 years ago

    So is Marigold going to kiss him or what:-)?

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    Phoebe shows incredible restraint there!

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    tudza Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Me a name I call myself, wouldn’t want to use it for nobody else. Singin’ Me Me Me Me all o’the time. Me myself and I, we’re doin’ just fine.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 4 years ago

    keep talking about NTP behind his back and he’s bound to overhear everything

    (thanks, everyone, for your concerns about my absence and rejoices of my comeback)

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Ka-IRONY! Oh, wait, that’s next door at “Rip Haywire”.

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    Mario64Unleashed  about 4 years ago

    uhhhhhhhhh… what about the N T P

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    AlexShin1  about 4 years ago

    “Right back at ya, bud!”

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member about 4 years ago

    So he’s like a unicorn to other unicorns (…you know what I mean)

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    Darwinskeeper  about 4 years ago

    So there’s at least one unicorn who’s so full of himself that the other unicorns can’t stand him. At least Aspirational Arrogance was adorkable.

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    RussellRogerBe1  about 4 years ago

    Hello Kettle, did you know you resemble Pot? It is your blackness…

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    Neo Stryder  about 4 years ago

    Are not all unicorns like that excet for Mr. Humble?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Wise Phoebe. Better say nothing.

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    mistie710  about 4 years ago

    Just shrink him down. Then he’d be a teeny weeny me-nicorn!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Nuh-UH! ‘Me’ is the objective form of that pronoun, and ‘I’ is subjective, so to be the very subject always, he’d have to be an I-nicorn!

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    scyphi26  about 4 years ago

    Bite your tongue, Phoebe, bite it hard.

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    BiggerNate91  about 4 years ago

    This guy must be even worse than Mari if she’s the one complaining.

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    amaneaux  about 4 years ago

    He’s so vain, this song really is about him!

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    BenBerlin  about 4 years ago

    To be fair, Marigold does “occasionally” talk about things besides herself, granted she does have a habit of doing so in a roundabout sort of way. I wonder if (snerk) Narcissus here is literally only capable of saying “me me me”?

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    asrialfeeple  about 4 years ago

    https://www.picuki.com/media/2037246844984908579

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 4 years ago

    O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us

    To see oursels as ithers see us!

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    craigwestlake  about 4 years ago

    The origin of Narcissicorn…

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Captain Subtext’s decoder helmet?

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    Antiyonder  about 4 years ago

    I think this might be what is going on in Phoebe’s head during panel three: https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/558305685053075120/

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 4 years ago

    If NTP has a theme song, this would be the one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X97SpmoRN2E

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    TheArtist37  over 3 years ago

    Narcissus in Greek mythology is a man who was so beautiful and vain that Aphrodite (love goddess) cursed him to literally fall in love with himself. He ended up staring, entranced at his own reflection is a pond (sound familiar Marigold?) until, depending on what version you’ve heard, he either drowned or turned into a flower hanging over the water.

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