Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for April 24, 2020

How can Republicans and the media not speak out together about how unfit Trump is for office?

The remaining republicans still love him, and the media doesn’t want mean tweets and lack of access.

How about leeches? I hear great things about leeches killing viruses.

I think you have to reflect the sunlight through crystallized virgins or some such. Though maybe 5G signals will work.

Eternal sun-shine of the spotless … lung?

When will the press briefing room simply break out in uncontrollable laughter? Or is it too soon?

The President has announced that the best way to end the pandemic is for everyone to spray their nasal passages, throats, and the inside of their lungs with Lysol or a similar disinfectant. “It will surely kill the virus” he said. “It will also kill you but the virus will be dead and we can open up the country again. My stock shares will go through the roof!”. This is sarcasm folks, please don’t take this seriously – like anything else he says at those campaign rallies, I mean “briefings”.

I’ll be waiting for the first death of a Trump fanatic for drinking bleach to get rid of the virus, which is only a hoax anyway.

So, which is scarier: The Fact that this useless PINHEAD, Hair Furor, Agolf Twitler is "president"*, or the fact that some people STILL believe whatever delusional nonsense he spews at any given moment??

Brandy enemas. For the love of god, do not let him hear about that or that’s all he’ll be talking about for the next two weeks.

So, tRump’s latest “cure” is to blow sunshine up our 6.

https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1253474772702429189?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

I believe it was Louis Brandeis (or one of his contemporaries) who first said that sunshine is the best disinfectant. This was in reference to the nefarious hidden activities of the “robber barons’” inheritors.

Harrison’s word in panels 2 & 3 are direct quotes from tiny.

You know that vodka enemas really are “a thing” with the youth these days.

The crazy republicans ruined the economy, spread the disease and now offer quack cures. Crooked liar Trump found it impossible to do the right thing, the thought never entered his criminal brain.

We have more cases of the disease than any other country due to Republican lying and denying. 26 million unemployed because liar Trump called the pandemic a “hoax”.

Trump’s quack cures that he is now offering up in public will kill you.

And while Trump pushes this utter nonsense in his “press conferences” he is getting rid of more environmental restrictions and clamping down on immigration – even legal immigration. Watch the birdie!

Perhaps Trump should volunteer to try his suggested cures. Be the first to give it a test. What have WE got to lose?

OMG! Timely much? Now that the primaries are over (sigh) I guess you can lose a night’s sleep now and then.

Yale psychiatrist warns Trump will take millions down with him as his mental state disintegrates

We should recognize the president’s behavior for what it is: a mental problem. Mental health professionals have long ago recognized his patterns and his tendency to project his own unacceptable actions onto others, as he does when he scapegoats the Chinese people (even as he praised their leader Xi Jinping during the early coverup), state governors, hospitals, and now his top medical expert. It is all so as to deny his failures and weaknesses and to avoid accountability. The psychological pattern is the same as when he persecuted immigrants and desperate migrants to boost his party’s election chances in 2018, which led to unprecedented violence both domestically and abroad.

Allowing such a gravely impaired person to preside has given us the gravest failure of U.S. security in history, dwarfing the number of deaths at Pearl Harbor or September 11. The United States is now a staggering outlier with more than 50,000 deaths or 150 per 1 million population. South Korea has incurred 240 deaths, or 5 per million. Taiwan’s death toll stands at just six deaths, or 0.3 per million, and Singapore’s death toll stands at 12, or 2 per million. Many other countries have a similar record of lower death rates. Canada’s death rate is one-third of the U.S. The U.S. currently accounts for one of less than every four global COVID-19 deaths, even though the U.S. has one of every 24 persons on the planet.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/yale-psychiatrist-warns-trump-will-take-millions-down-with-him-as-his-mental-state-disintegrates/

Surprised that Trump hasn’t suggested that you stand outside, face the sun, and open your mouth so that sunlight can pass down into your lungs…

The other day I asked if we could really be absolutely 100% SURE that Trump and Alex Jones aren’t the same person. Now I’m wondering if Trump and the mayor of Las Vegas are the same person…….

Yes, I see it all clearly now. Donald Trump abandons his wall-building campaign to begin construction of a nationwide network of “disinfecting” facilities all across the country — special “camps,” as it were — where all infected people will be sent to be “cured,” but with his solemn assurance the cure won’t be worse than the disease. Of course, we won’t know for certain they’re infected because there aren’t enough tests to verify that, but what is the loss of a few innocents when he’s saving so many others.

What a brilliant man Trump is. No, more than a man … a god among men. Hail Trumpler!

Says the man who died a month into his presidency from pneumonia, because he wouldn’t wear a coat on his inauguration day.

Are ultraviolet light and disinfectant also cures for pneumonia?