Clay Bennett for April 08, 2020

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    fusilier  about 4 years ago

    Too much hair, not enough jowl.

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    James 2:24

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    And here we see again precisely why Mr Bennett has that Pulitzer thingy. Well executed, humourous and to the point, a very sharp point.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 4 years ago

    Sorry, not funny. In emergency treatments, tubes and probes can sometimes go into the wrong passages of unconscious patients, with deadly results. With all the hurried treatments being given these days, it has inevitably happened.

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    shakeswilly  about 4 years ago

    There is no way the cotton swab will come out of the ear. It will be sucked into the MAGA class black hole in Trump’s head where a brain should be that sucks up all intelligence, empathy, common sense, and decency from around him. The black hole then emits a steady stream of random, meaningless and obscene words through his mouth.

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    superposition  about 4 years ago

    “No brainer” takes on a different meaning with the resident.

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    brwydave Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This happens daily at the White House – he needs to be tested constantly.

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    DrDon1  about 4 years ago

    What’s even worse than #45’s ‘empty-headedness,’ is that there are many in the GOP who still defend him and his actions!

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    Condoreggs Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Positive for one very big spirochete with a comb over.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Yep. It’s true” says the nurse, “just as we expected, his head is empty”.

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    michaeljwolff  about 4 years ago

    Put a lens in each ear, then use the head to make detailed observations of space. First thing he’d ever be useful for.

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    ideations  about 4 years ago

    Good one, Clay!!!!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Look ma, no brains!

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This is very cruel, but it is also true. And with Trump, the truth can never be cruel enough.

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    Monchoxyz  about 4 years ago

    Look folks. Nothing to see here.

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    Dtroutma  about 4 years ago

    Bonespurs is another who proves anencephaly isn’t a fatal defect.

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    Daeder  about 4 years ago

    Almost right on the nose!

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Spot on Clay ♥♥

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    ragsarooni Premium Member about 4 years ago

    SPOT.ON.!!!!! Bravo,Mr Bennett…..

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Most beautiful boogers and earwax EVER!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    He needs his space…..that’s why we call him empty head!

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    JenSolo02  about 4 years ago

    Too much coke in the 80’s…

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    batterie61 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You forgot the tan line that stop abruptly at the hair line!

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