Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 14, 2020

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Should’ve invented the landing ramp first.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You’re not alone, Wiz. I’ve known others who were brilliant in their field, but stupid in everything else.

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    sandpiper  about 4 years ago

    Maybe zapping a pair of wings or a parachute should have come before the jump.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    I thought he was trying to invent the roller coaster.

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    Chithing Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Medieval Knievel.

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    I hope that your insurance is paid up, Wiz!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Just conjure up a wellness spell, and you’ll be healed!

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    flemmingo  about 4 years ago

    Looks like the internal combustion engine to me. No steam clouds!

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    Qiset  about 4 years ago

    A steam powered bike! I want one!

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    derdave969  about 4 years ago

    Robbie Maddison (an Australian motorcycle stunt rider) rode a bike off an olympic ski jump. Here’s link to an article https://www.mensjournal.com/adventure/robbie-maddison-rides-motorcycle-ski-jump.There is a video online but I couldn’t find it quickly.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Okay, that brings up a good point. How did the guy who invented the first bicycle learn to ride it?

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    gammaguy  about 4 years ago

    “I invented the steam engine.”

    Watt a surprise!

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    And supposedly we get wiser as we age.

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    cocavan11  about 4 years ago

    Now that that’s a done deal, who will invent Las Vegas and when will s/he do it?

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 4 years ago

    On another note- maybe now the “US Acres” notification will go away!

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    dlaemmerhirt999  about 4 years ago

    The Wiz is a 10 year old in a 300 year old (?) body! <3

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    Super Fly  about 4 years ago

    ‘Tis but a scratch.

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    Calliope22471  about 4 years ago

    Steampunk comes to ID!

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