Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 20, 2020

Is anyone going to smoke?

A slow hand

https://www.songfacts.com/lyrics/the-pointer-sisters/slow-hand

Well he is quite happy, her……not so much. Time for the blue pill :-}]

She appears steamed! More of a pressure cooker!

The Pointer Sisters song “Slow Hand” seems appropriate.

Also should avoid the Insta-Pot.

This is not a good match….I hate when things don’t get done at the same time. It fries my butt!

No dishes, and no spoons. Where’d they all go? Saaaay, where’s that fiddling cat?

If he set himself for 30% power, he might take longer, but I don’t know if it would help.

A 30 second man.

OK THAT is funny!

Maybe they need to run through a defrost cycle first before setting it on high.

Irreconcilable differences.

If she becomes boiling mad that should mean she’s a Hamilton Bich.

I simply did not expect a cartoon about Kitchen Sex.

Actually, now that I think about it, looks more like a ‘slow burn’ on her part.

I remember my former wife was into microwave sex….. she wanted to do it two minutes what I wanted to do in an hour~

Actually, the microwave would be in sleep mode.

LOL No words neccessary. She should have married the pressure cooker.

since she is a SLOW cooker she must not have been happy with the ending.

Very clever…..and sadly so true.