Total dork … she’ll probably think of several other descriptions that you won’t care for either. At any rate, I’m sure you’re right, no chance of a date now …
Reminds me of that old SNL sketch about those 2 weightlifters attempting to lift weights and their arms get torn off and blood splurting everywhere, or something to that effect.
“That arm’s gonna be the least of your worries there lefty…’cause if you’ve dropped that weight on our mascot, you’re gonna have a matching set! Now, did you happen to see a little yellow LEGO standin’ around here somewhere?!”
allen@home about 4 years ago
I guess,Bleeb decided to take the day off.
enigmamz about 4 years ago
I hate when that happens.
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Give her a hand…Well, sometimes that works!
jivanimark about 4 years ago
He couldn’t get a handle on it!
e.groves about 4 years ago
Just missed his foot. That would’ve hurt.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 4 years ago
Total dork … she’ll probably think of several other descriptions that you won’t care for either. At any rate, I’m sure you’re right, no chance of a date now …
Stevefk about 4 years ago
Reminds me of that old SNL sketch about those 2 weightlifters attempting to lift weights and their arms get torn off and blood splurting everywhere, or something to that effect.
bobpeters61 about 4 years ago
Perhaps he should try a zombie gym. Nobody would give that a second thought there.
davanden about 4 years ago
Maybe she will find it disarming.
wirepunchr about 4 years ago
I wonder if lifting the weight was a snap decision?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Ha. Zombie gym. It’s a good name, now that I think of it. If you come out of the gym feeling good, you did it wrong.
Lakegal about 4 years ago
Ewwww…
jbduncan about 4 years ago
Kind of like the guy who lost his arm in a car accident and was upset because he couldn’t find his Rolex.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Approach her in an offhanded manner?
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
“That arm’s gonna be the least of your worries there lefty…’cause if you’ve dropped that weight on our mascot, you’re gonna have a matching set! Now, did you happen to see a little yellow LEGO standin’ around here somewhere?!”
comixbomix about 4 years ago
I’m sure she’d prefer that you keep your hands to yourself…
edeevans1947 about 4 years ago
Bet that’s gonna hurt!
nosirrom about 4 years ago
Look on the bright side. Now you can answer that old question about one hand clapping.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
Gotta hand it to you, dumbbell.
Lightpainter Premium Member about 4 years ago
He still has a chance, if he didn’t spray her with blood.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Dude if you develop a taste for human flesh right after I got some bad news for you…..and bullets
DennisMiddlebrooks about 4 years ago
Now he really knows the meaning of “two hands are better than one!”
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hi Everyone! Bleeb and I are at the bar next door. Come have a drink! We found some DORK’s wallet on the sidewalk. burp. :)
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
You’re a dork alright, hands down.
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
This is now an arms length relationship.
jivanimark about 4 years ago
She was too hot to handle
sobrown51 about 4 years ago
Don’t you hate when that happens? That’s gonna leave a mark.
DennisMiddlebrooks about 4 years ago
Let’s give this guy a great big hand!
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
Hey, she’s about to get her head crushed by that machine weight. No worries!
Yakety Sax about 4 years ago
Of course she thinks you’re a DORK! You just snapped at her!
tinstar about 4 years ago
Well, then, if he is under the impression she’s going to hit on him, he’s going to have a long weight.
ronaldspence about 4 years ago
He needed a spotter to give him a hand
ronaldspence about 4 years ago
He would give his right arm to impress that gal