Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 11, 2020

A very sensitive magic mirror.

(It also knows when to change the subject.)

Do you suppose it’s mirror coronavirus? I mean, surivanoroc.

Has she lost weight?

Stay away from the droplets, Blanch!!!

I see he’s all broken up about it. Is it still bad luck?

‘…and if only you were, too, you wouldn’t slather that goop on everyday!’

The Mirror Crack’d…https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081163/

This gives the impression that the mirror is male. Doesn’t seem quite right, somehow.

I thought Herman Munster or Uncle Arthur looked at the mirror for a second.

Poor mirror! I certainly feel your pain. I am allergic to most perfumes too.

Sorry Mirror! It’s eu de toilette…..

Just what we need — an editorializing magic mirror.

So if the mirror broke itself, does Blanche get the seven years bad luck?

If she was wearing a mask she might have gotten a better response.

Well know that’s not fair. Who catches the 7 years bad luck on that one.

The mirror is not all it’s cracked up to be, which resulted in a shattering situation. It won’t reflect on that long, though.

The next day, the magic mirror found itself at the local thrift shop…

Sorry ma’am but when some in their winter years ask that question it cracks me up.

Perfume you say?

Pretty strong schnoz if he can smell through glass!