Mike Luckovich for March 29, 2020

Kelly Loeffler’s soul would bring a pretty low price. Not worth much.

Loeffler is particularly insidious. This brand new senator, can hardly blame naïveté. Before being recently appointed senator, she was the CEO of a financial services company and she is currently married to Jeffrey Sprecher, the CHAIRMAN OF THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE.

Insider trading is a felony and all involved should be prosecuted. Just ask Republican Chris Collins of New York, who is currently serving his term after being convicted last year of very similar actions.

Careful, Satan, you’ll burn your hands!!

I don’t think Republicans have souls.

Be careful, Mike, Trump is going to say that you are a “nasty man” and that this is a “sick” cartoon. You are only allowed to draw cartoons like this about Democrats.

" … live this life of luxury, lazing on a sunny afternoon … " – Ray Davies, one of the greatest of British composer/ social observers

I’m astonished, astonished, that these greedy bastards would act like greedy bastards. Who’d a thunk it?

Those who knowingly, willingly profit by the misery they inflict or fail to prevent falling on any innocent people deserve unspeakable horrors. Because that’s just what they are.

In the words of a well known Washington figure, “I hardly knew the guy.”

Suddenly, Mike believes in “souls”? That’s news, of the fake sort.

Dante would be having a lot of fun these days: “So many damnable [I mean that literally] people to put into my ‘Inferno’, so little time!”

Kelly Loeffler; a Kellyanne Conway who holds an actual office (by appointment only).

Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) recently made 1.5 million from the insider trading. Why is no one jumping on him?

For years I’ve been hearing people on my side of the political spectrum (the sinister end) say that what we need are more women in politics. While that’s still true as a general principle in any country that pretends to be a representative democracy, I’ve always cautioned that it in no way guarantees that we’d end up with a kinder, gentler, more understanding society. Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi, Margaret Thatcher, Aung San Suu Kyi, Phyllis Schlafly, and Hillary Clinton could be as hard-ass as any of us with the “defective” Y chromosome. And Kelly Loeffler clearly establishes that some women can be just as venal and self-serving as Charles Keating, Jeffrey Skilling, or Bernie Madoff.

Devil: “For this you must deal with the only one more evil than myself. See my personal lawyer, Mr. Suxsolz. He used to work in the Nixon DOJ.”

When this is all done I am hoping the SEC will open investigations across the board in the House and the Senate. Each of them should have their trading records examined, and all who made questionable trades should be expelled. At the very least.

Georgia is full of GOP crooks, liars, and con artists.

I guess that little scheme was too sophisticated for the drump family to take advantage of… Better stick with fake charities and universities like Orange pop.