Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 09, 2020

“Freshly Dead.”

What a half-ass job of digging!

Wait for the rest of the horseman to show up.

He was just a gigolo.

I would say that he’s a head of the game, but he doesn’t have a good head on his shoulders.

“Alas poor Yorick. I knew him well.”

Make no bones about it.

Nice of you to make sure he gets to a nice home, Lio!

Skullduggery

Free? You’d think Yorick would be worth a little.

Reminds me of the old Mills Brother’s song “I ain’t got no body”.

Ah. Truth in advertising…

he’s so punny

Uh, Oh. How did Lio know that was down there?

I need one myself

A. Either Lio is grave robbing, or

B. Lio stumbled upon a shallow grave in the woods

Was that really all that remained of the skeleton, or is Lio being dishonest?

Ah, brings to mind the greatest headline ever… Headless man found in topless bar.

I see Lio’s getting ahead in the world.

What a bonehead.

Thanks for the homage to Young Frankenstein. Best cast EVER!

Normally you bring the police in.

if it finds a good home it’ll be grateful…

Something is very wrong here.

How is young entrepreneur Lio going to make a profit off a cranial giveaway?!