In Security by Bea R. for March 19, 2020

? Where is the strip ?

Dude I am side-eyeing you do hard right now

Considering the high divorce rates these days, I hate to say it but “husband” and “wife” really has lost impact lately. Thank god not for Same and Sedine, but still. Goofnut here is in for a disappointment.

Take my wife. Please.

Sam: “Let me give you three steps, mister”.

Pesky damned emojis.

That’s the most patetic excuse of a living being I have seen in any fiction.

Okay, Sam, show your love and pound this yahoo!

Pull the guy in and put him the closet with Clo-Chi for a few minutes.

I can’t believe that no one has snatched this guy up yet.

doesn’t he look a bit like her dad ?

An emoji? Must be serious…

Sam: hit him now!

Sam: She sent you an ‘emoji’, did she? Well, I have an ‘emoji’. It’s called a ‘closed-fist’. I hope your ‘inbox’ is not full. Because I’m going to send it to you three ways… fast, hard and repeatedly!

Stomp a mudhole in him, Sam! (That’s southern)

when a pah! turns into a pah-pound!

Even if it was a pile-o-poop, it was an emoji.

So tell him to have an emoji date. Suggle up close with those spooning (()) and then control alt delete///

A reboot up the backslash.

“What is wrong with this guy?”

“What isn’t wrong with this guy?”

Sic Clo-Chi on him, Sam!

I see Sedine has reached the “has creepy stalker fans” tier of internet celebrity.

Less talking, more pepper spray!