Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 31, 2020

So sorry, but I bet you can present it as an historic find.

Poor Wallace. I feel his pain

I hope your teacher will let you do a do-over.That or you can improvise. Splatter it with ketchup and call it a komodo dragon carnage.

The pain of being on the receiving end of the oblivious destruction by grade school students.

That’s really sad.

Seagulls howl?

It’s gonna be okay

K – A – H – N- ! – ! – ! – !

[breathe]

K – A – H – N – ! – ! – ! – !

What happened to Spud?

The head is still intact – mask!

Also, I wonder if this happened IRL to Mr. Henry as a kid – we really feel Wallace’s pain!

A sad day.

I’m crying in unison with you man. I know how you feel=(

HOWWLLLLL he get a passing grade now?!

Oh no

So not cool.

This is awful, Mr. Henry… Did ya hafta? :(

I did not know seagulls had empathy.

“So, Wallace, where’s your project?”

“It was trampled by an unruly heard of fellow classmates, teacher. Now no one will know of the awesomeness that are komodo dragons. This I vow.”

Seriously, though, this really is tragic. Nothing sucks more than to put all that time effort into a big school project like this only to have something go horribly wrong with it at the last moment. :(

In every life, a little rain must fall. And, papier-mâché dragons be trampled.

Oof. I’d like to select an alternate storyline? Poor Wallace.

Beware when C’thulhu Seagulls howl.

We will never know

Well, at least we now know that Bulbasaur is worthless in a Pokémon battle…

“Heaven and Earth treat all things as straw dogs…”

Poor Wallace.

Oh no! Kind of like Charlie Brown losing his book report in the movie…

There will be other Komodo dragons in your future Wallace.

WHERES SPUD!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO