Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 12, 2020

From the film Egg Day Afternoon .

Can’t stand eggs of that stripe.

Ah, the planet of the colourful Humpty Dumpties.

The movie Dark Passage comes to mind.

His new disguise is perfect except for the eyes.

You can see that he’s a bad egg.

a shell of his former self…

Eggscellent disguise! Wonder how much he had to shell out for it?

What a rotten egg. No doubt cracked, too…

Not to be racist, but he’s just not the wight colour.

Hard boiled criminal dying to crack his next victim. He’ll be leaving someone sunny side up on the sidewalk, while he scrambles to safety.

We can stop looking for the guy on the poster. Why? He dyed!

Obviously racial profiling

He dyed a hero… who then arrested him.

I thought all dying salons were supposed to be closed? Must be the owner in the pole….

On the Wanted sign it should say at the bottom: To Dye For.

How do they keep their glasses on?

I guess he is just a bad egg.

Has anyone looked up on the wall? (Or at the bottom, in case he had a great fall). Better send out all of the king’s horses and all of the king’s men, just to be sure.

Color, what’s color? We colorblind boys always hated egg hunts, whatever the day.

“Wanted dyed or alive.” Sorry Bon Jovi

“Just a light tint, Dolores…”

Thanks to the colorist, they failed to catch him red handed.

I mean, if he’s a bad egg, doesn’t he smell?

Not gonna work, you’re all being hunted today.