The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 20, 2020

After the drawing, the quartering.

Hang them both.

Hope you enjoyed the showing.

The rules were sketchy.

They got stuck with a stick figure!

as the day drew on he was drawn to the drawing, but who knows what drew him, because he certainly wasn’t drawing on his wits…

Scam? No, you just have a listening problem. (Hey, Rube, we got a problem wit dis guy.)

You didn’t pay the sin tax.

It looks like he drew in a crowd…

You know where you can “stick” that drawing, don’t you?

Just stick with it.

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The devil is in the details.

There is a difference, y’know…

Lets call it a draw.

“Welcome back my friends to the showing that never ends…”

Drawing at noon? He’s lucky the Clantons didn’t show up.

Always read the fine print and “terms of service”….

I’ve occasionally wondered if, with the decline of printed newspapers, cartoonists ever tried to figure out other ways to monetize their talents. Apparently the idea has crossed Scott Hilburn’s mind more than once as well.

At least he drew a crowd?

Limited truth in advertising can still be quite misleading.

You can still do a raffle. Hang that at a fancy art gallery in New York and some sucker will pay big bucks for it!

A couple of years ago, I was obligated to buy a raffle ticket from a high school kid, then was told they weren’t going to have the raffle till they sold 3000 raffle tickets. I wonder if they had the drawing yet.

I’ve learned that it takes a paragraph to be understood, but that most listeners and readers stop part way through the first sentence. What a waste of 15 credit hours of English and lit, except for my own fun, but the day was saved with my Elect. Engrg. degrees and 33.5 year career.

He’s going to stick with that line? Go figure.

What are you complaining about, you won the drawing!

I don’t like your odds of leaving here uninjured.

He was drawing on past experience

Is that the guy that sold me the insurance policy on my outside water lines.

He’s certainly not drawing on skill, for that.