Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 16, 2020

What’s he singing? “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.” But which ones?

well, come on, eileen…

An magical Irish tune that will take a shillelagh to her better judgment. As she will find out in the next morning when she wakes up.

And what’s at the end of his rainbow?

Girls do love a guy with lucky charms.

A little later, she says, “Sham-Wow!”

……..come on Eileen,

Shamrock and roll? No thanks. I will hold out of the real thing, not the sham.

(And for real poo, not shampoo.)

Poor girl. I hope she has enough batteries to get her through her 14 day self quarantine.

Now kiss those Blarney stones.

I imagine Rory Gallagher had that effect.

The jig is up. She’ll be dancing to a new tune soon. And she will have lep-his-chaun tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmz_bbiS8-w

Not Quite safe for work.

fusilier, ducking, running, and grinning

James 2:24

He’s about to get his shamrocks off.

And suddenly, she started riverdancing…

That’s the wrong direction; I once heard John Hoosier Mellonhead say “Music should hit you in the groin, then move to your heart, and then your head”.

Too bad he can’t write songs as well as he can pithy quotes………….

The only fly in the ointment turned out to be when they discovered the shamrock was poison ivy….

Where the only heavy metal you’ll hear is the sound of solid gold!

“Waiter! Champagne for my real friends! And vice-versa!”

Nasty! Loin is 4-letter word, you know. ;-)

And after a few more moments Shamrock and Roll turned into Roll Me Over in the Clover…

why can’t we see her hips gyrating?

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, shut-ins!