Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 11, 2020

His first wish is for 5 billion dollars.

I’d rather have Barbara Eden.

With 90.000$ he should not need genie :)

It’s too long to type, and too early to do an effective search, but this reminds me of the joke about the Pope and Frank Perdue.

For that much money, yeah he’s a genie!

What does a wizard need money for?

Sheer genie-ous, Wiz!

Robin Williams, he ain’t…

My favorite genie is the one in A-Lad-In His Lamp

https://www.facebook.com/GoldenAgeCartoons/videos/10156431887598926/

Even the Wizard has a price. OF course.

For my third wish, I’d like my $90,000 back

Money talks, Wizard bulks-up

A woman is walking along the beach and finds an oil lamp (go figure!) She rubs it, natch, and poof: a genie. “I will grant you three wishes!” She thinks a moment and says, “I wish for a world with no lawyers.” “Granted! That was your last wish.” “What!! You said I get three wishes!” “So, sue me.”

The first wish is “can I have $90,000 dollars?”

first wish – $90,000

I wish I had a chocolate donut about now…

First wish: I want $90,000

I’d make it an even $100,000.

You may want to be careful what you wish for.

If I had 90k to burn I wouldn’t need three wishes.

Anything for 30k.