Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2020

Are they sure his birthday isn’t sometime in the first century or maybe B.C. since Jesus rose him from the dead?

It’s probably just some meat market he’s trying to get into.

Since a vampire bouncer can never match an ID because a vampire doesn’t ever have a picture or reflection, how can the bouncer do his job?

1727? Man, how old do you have to be to get IN to this club?

“IT’S A FAAAAKE!”

Mirrors, not cameras, dumbass….

Clearly his job sucks.

He should have saw this coming when he took the job.

That’s one of my ex-bosses. He has no reflection in a mirror.

I vant to drink your bloood…Bleah blaaah

No children of the night admitted without parental consent.

Have barmaid Countess Elizabeth Báthory serve him a Bloody-Mary and send him on his way.

Hey, that’s my birthday too. Not 1727

Funny to see this right after today’s “Lio.”

He’s just a baby!!

Is he a bouncer at a blood bank?

Must be hell to be underaged for all eternity.

Since there is no picture on this license – how do we know it is really you?

he doesn’t look big and stout enough to be a bouncer.